"Good evening, turtle"
I totally want to get a turtle now, just to greet it every evening with "Goedenavond, schildpad!"
If "schildpad" literally means shieldback, turtles just became awesome animals worthy of their Teenage Mutant Ninja versions.
I have two turtles and i will totally be saying this one when i turn out their lights
Now, whenever I walk into a pet store and see a turtle I always say "Goedenavond, schildpad"