I know this is correct English, but colloquially it enrages me.
Yes I was very reluctant to hit the submit button but there were no other answers to choose from that could remotely be correct.
I know! I'm trying to think of a better way of putting it in English, but I can't think of a way of doing that doesn't completely re-route the sentence.
Do newspaper tell stories? Well, they do... But, they're not supposed to, right? They are supposed to have stories...
That's never good