https://www.duolingo.com/ketoacidosis

Simple Spanish joke

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Here is a Spanish joke I heard today:

Abogados

Encuentro de dos amigos:

¡ Que tal hermano ! , cómo te fue en el divorcio ?

Bien.

¿ Te tocó el 50% para ti, y el 50% para ella ?

No, el 50% para ella, y el otro 50% para el abogado.

3 years ago

22 Comments


https://www.duolingo.com/EdwinHakobyan

oh very good! :) Jokes help to learn easily ! here are some lingots for you.

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ketoacidosis
ketoacidosis
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They're great when you can understand them. I was happy that I could understand this one, and laugh at it, too.

Gabriel Wyner, Fluent Forever, on choosing a TV series to watch:

Choose whatever you like, as long as it’s not comedy. There is nothing quite as terrible as listening to a long German joke, reaching the end, and realizing that you don’t understand the punch line, because it’s a crappy pun on some rare word that only exists in some ridiculous German dialect. Don’t do this to yourself.

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Dobie42

Fluent Forever. Great book, by the way!

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/redrosebeetle

I laughed. Have a lingot.

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/DraeWright
DraeWright
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Lingot tambien!

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/LadyShizuka
LadyShizuka
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Unfortunately I am not easy to amuse. But I learned some new words so here's a lingot :D

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/RichardsonDallas

Loved it.

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Dumoc

Woh, I actually knew this one

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Debi343647

Ha! I got it :-). Thanks.

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/_Gini_

LOL LOL LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW (:

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/mikemcdonald58
mikemcdonald58
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Soy Abogado. Te doy un lingo the.

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/glendaline_x

hey, I'm new to Duolingo and Spanish and stuffs, can someone please explain to me what that joke meant in English...

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Roroarro

I'll try...whats up bro? how was your divorce? / Good! / Did you split it 50/50 with your wife? / No... she splitted 50/50 with my lawyer (corrections are welcome!)

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/TheRicoAntonio

Two friends are talking. One asks the other, how his divorce went. The other friend says it went well. The first friend asks if he got 50 percent of everything and his ex wife got the other 50 percent. The second friend replied no because his wife got 50 percent and the lawyer got the other 50 percent. It's just a joke about how expensive divorce is.

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Roroarro

Cool joke... I paid quite good money for my divorce haha

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/glendaline_x

Thank you so much Roroarro, but i kinda don't get the joke =D

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Roroarro

OK. When you divorce all properties and goods are generally "splitted" in half, between the wife and the husband. If you have, let's say, a 100.000 USD department, 50 grands will go to you and 50 to your husband. To get all the papers done you need a lawyer and they can be costly. The joke is based on this fact... The wife will get 50% of her husband's goods and the lawyer will "earn" the rest.

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ooreilly

:-) (^_^)

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ooreilly

Sorry, I meant to say

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/glendaline_x

ooohhhh, oh my gosh I'm so sorry for my blonde-ness. I get it now, thanks a lot hey =))

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Roroarro

haha "blondness"... I din't know this word ha... thank you!

3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/glendaline_x

it's like, my stupidity...

3 years ago
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